Because its blizzarding. Yes, blizzarding.

If you hate this
and this
as much as I do then take a listen to this
Close your eyes, first 40 seconds specifically should bring you some warmth. Heres a few things I imagine when I hear this song: sand on my feet and in my sheets, beer in koozies, dirty beach hair, dark skin and rosy cheeks, bonfires and crickets, sunsets dusk and lightning storms. Yummmm.