08 November 2009

Hip, Hip, Hooray Hipster!

Okay, so you're BK living, L train loving and all is going well. You're "fitting-in" almost perfectly even though you'd never admit it since you are such an "individual" [elegantly disheveled in your vintage flannel, beat-up converse, ray-bans, and skinniest jeans] BUT theres still one thing missing from your picturesque vision of how it would all go: a MUSTACHE, of course! Blame on it what you want--- not producing enough testosterone, being a girl, whattteeevvvveeerrrr! Well dry your little mopey eyes my darling hipsters, I found the solution. Oh, and heres an extra treat while I'm feeling so generous...if you're amused by hipsters or mustaches, or hipsters in mustaches then heres the place for you.

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